After 25 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband has been using a dildo on her. When she found out she said "Explain the dildo fool," he said, "Explain the kids, bitch." - I'M NOT THAT COOL AND YOU HATE ME.

I'M NOT THAT COOL AND YOU HATE ME.

✝ 17 years old monster ✝

*LIVE WHAT YOU CREATE AND DIE PROTECTING IT.*

My life pretty much consist of Lady Gaga, Harry Potter, FOOD, and beer.
I'm also very into photography art and my dream is to make it big one day :)
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After 25 years of sex in the dark, a wife finds out her husband has been using a dildo on her. When she found out she said “Explain the dildo fool,” he said, “Explain the kids, bitch.”

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